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कभी-कभी मन खुश रहने के बहाने ढूंढता है क्योंकि हर वक्त इंसान यूंही बिना किसी वजह के खुश नहीं रह सकता और आजकल के इस भागदौड़ भरी जिंदगी में खुश रहना बहुत जरूरी है. इसलिए आज के इस पोस्ट में हम आपके लिए खुश रहने की वजह लेकर आये हैं. जी हां, आज हम आपके लिए कुछ ऐसे मजेदार चुटकुले लेकर आये हैं जिन्हें पढ़ते ही आपका मन खुश हो जाएगा. तो देर किस बात की है? चलिए शुरू करते हैं हंसने हंसाने का ये खूबसूरत सिलसिला.

पिता बेटे पर गुस्सा करते हुए..

पिता- एक काम ढंग से नहीं होता तुझसे.  वीडियो देखे यहाँ नीचे ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

तुम्हें पुदीना लाने के लिए कहा था और तुम ये धनिया ले आए.

तुझ जैसे बेवकूफ को तो घर से निकाल देना चाहिए.

बेटा- पापा चलो इकट्ठे ही चलते हैं

पिता- क्यों?

बेटा- क्योंकि मम्मी कह रही थी कि ये मेथी है!??

पप्पू ने चिड़ियाघर में नौकरी कर ली.

उसने शेर के पिंजरे को ताला नहीं लगाया.

अफसर- पप्पू तुमने शेर के पिंजरे को ताला क्यों नहीं लगाया?

पप्पू- क्या ज़रूरत है! इतने खतरनाक जानवर को कौन चुराएगा?

पप्पू को पहले दिन ही निकाल दिया गया

टीचर- बच्चों बताओ 1 और 1 कितने हुए?

पप्पू- 2

टीचर- शाबाश अब 2 से 3 करने हों तो?

पप्पू- विवाह कर दो  वीडियो देखे यहाँ नीचे ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

टीचर- और 1 और 1 ग्यारह करने हो तो?

पप्पू- तो निकाह कर दो

टीचर बेहोश…

बेटे ने लंदन से फोन किया…

बेटा- मां मुबारक हो हम दो से तीन हो गए हैं

मां बोली- अच्छा बेटा…ये तो बता कि लड़का हुआ या लड़की?

बेटा- अरे मां वो बात नहीं है…तेरी बहु ने दूसरी शादी कर ली है.

दो लड़कियां तेजी से स्कूटी पर जा रही थी.

उन्होंने जैसे ही रेड लाइट क्रास की ट्रैफिक पुलिसवालों ने उन्हें पकड़ लिया..

ट्रैफिक पुलिस- मैडम गाड़ी साइड लगाओ..

लड़कियां गिडगिडाने लगी, “पहली बार है माफ़ कर दो ना”

ट्रैफिक पुलिस- आपको रेड लाइट नहीं दिखी थी क्या वीडियो देखे यहाँ नीचे ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

पहली लड़की- लाइट तो दिखी थी लेकिन तू कहीं नहीं दिखा..

जाने कहां छिपा बैठा था

एक कवि की शादी हुई…

पहली मुलाकात में दूल्हे ने अपनी साहित्यक भाषा में अपनी

दुल्हन से बातचीत की शुरुआत कुछ इस तरह से की…

“प्रिय, आज से तुम ही मेरी कविता हो, अभिलाषा हो, भावना हो, कामना हो..”

दुल्हन ने यह सुनकर दूल्हे से कहा…

“मेरे लिए भी आज से तुम ही मेरे मुकेश हो, मितेश हो, राजेश हो, रमेश हो..”

लड़की वाले- जी हमें तो ऐसा लड़का चाहिए जो पान, सिगरेट, दारू ना लेता हो..

सिर्फ उबला हुआ शुद्ध शाकाहारी खाना खाए और दिन रात भगवान का नाम ले

पंडित- ऐसा लड़का तो आपको सिर्फ एम्स के आईसीयू वॉर्ड में ही मिलेगा!

ये वीडियो देखकर आप भी हिल जायेंगे देखे यहाँ ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

 

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